Lemonardo
One day a caveman had a rotten lemon and threw it into his cave because he didn’t want to eat it. Soon it grew into small tree and lots of lemons grew. One very special lemon was named Lemonardo. He loved playing ninja turtles, or ninja lemons, with all the other lemons, but then one day that all changed. The big hairy caveman was very hungry and decided Lemonardo would taste the best so he went to pick him off the tree. Lemonardo was stuck on the tree so he couldn’t get away and the caveman picked him from the tree and held him in his big hairy hands. He took a big whiff of the lemon to smell how tasty he smelt. As the caveman did, Lemonardo squirted him in the eye and he dropped the lemon. Lemonardo rolled out of the cave and the caveman stomped after him. He rolled down the large mountain and the caveman came tumbling down with him. They made it to a big city and the caveman still stomped after Lemonardo hungrily. But soon after they made it to the city the Geico company found the caveman and took him in to put him on their commercials. Then Lemonardo decided he didn’t want to be dumb like the caveman and went to school.