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Created: 02/16 08:43 pm
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Do not move here.
I live in Oregon. There has been little sun for the last 4 months. Yesterday was the first day I have seen it for more than an hour in nearly weeks. I’m naturally pale, but I swear I’m going to start seeing through my skin to a degree that’s more than normal. There’s so little light that I have to take prescription vitamin D. I bet it’s completely normal for everyone here to have a notable vitamin D deficiency. The fog never goes away, I don’t smoke but I bet the fire from the lighters gets snuffed out as soon as the spark hits the air. If John Carpenter wants a sequel to the Fog, he can film here on a shoe string budget.
I need to get out of here. Go to Florida, Southern California, someplace warm. I miss the desert. It’s *censored* cold and it won’t stop raining. I got hit in the head by a piece of ice from a hailstorm two days ago. I bet I have brain damage. I can’t hear the frogs from the pond in the backyard anymore. They used to keep me up at night. I bet they’re all out there frozen, preserved, in neat little floating ice cubes.
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