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Lets help preston!
So, what are different ways Preston can go outside into the "real world" without getting his hair wet?
preston: "Its a little hard to go look for a job when its been pouring rain for the past week and your ride's transmission blew up." 1. wear a poncho 2. use an umbrella 3. get a ride. 4. Get picked up on the corner by a gay man 5. Wear a Mexican sombrero 6. Go outside when it's not raining 7. Run, very fast 8. check this out (weather forecast) 9. hide underneath a fat chicks fupa 10. keep head up his ass 11a. Make clients schedule appointments. 11b. Make clients schedule appointments, wait in the motel room and watch TV until they show up...instead of waiting on the corner. 12. end it all and kill himself 13. Stop drinking and getting fucked up 14. get a "genius grant" and not need to go to work 15. use waterproof gel, then its easy to fix. 16a. shave his head 16b. or wear a bald cap 17. do some "work at home" stuff and never need to leave 18. clone himself and send the copy out in the rain so he can stay dry 19. wear a hat and walk to the nearest place 20.Jump on morbids shoulders, and ride her into town 21. Hide under browneyes' giant vagina. 22. use Rain-X
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