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Created: 07/16 03:02 pm

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Since you persist, I have a game for all of you.

How would you kill Schmuckula to end the torment brought to him by the existence of these karaoke threads? Karaoke, the vile thing which heartless beings brought to this world and refuse to renounce and ban in the name of human decency. Do be creative. I pick whichever one I like best at an as yet undetermined time.

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At 03:23 pm MauiWowies Said :

I listen to some good stuff but Ill admit Im not one for singing but its all in fun

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At 03:18 pm Schmuckula Said :

Besides, I assume you kids generally sing that cat rape sounding stuff that is most of the music you listen to, or some children's song to sound silly.

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At 03:17 pm Schmuckula Said :

Nope.

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At 03:16 pm MauiWowies Said :

You have yet to hear me sing mwahaha

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In response to Semyaz At 03:14 pm bowzlady1 Said :

LOL

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At 03:13 pm Semyaz Said :

There is more then one way to harm a shmucula but only one TRUE way to accomplish bringing him to his final repose! I have studied many a many dry dusty tombs...so far this is all I got. On a night when there are no stars in the sky and the moon is invisable in the sky; at its unseen zenith one comely lass of virtue true most cover herself in the menstral blood of an owl. She must repeat these words Klatu Verada Nicktu 8 times...then it gets pretty obscure...pages torn out...you must remember to paint the WHOLE pigeon...something something...John Bon Jovi...

I think it ends with you kick him in the balls really hard and he mystically pukes out his inards...

Im still looking for the rest of the ritual!

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At 03:09 pm Schmuckula Said :

The Nobel Committee still hasn't nominated me.

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At 03:07 pm 500nets Said :

i'd kill you with the sheer blunt weight of a karoaoke machine...............i like poetic murder

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In response to bowzlady1 At 03:06 pm Teliana15 Said :

Hahaha

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At 03:04 pm erickagere Said :

I would tickle you forever.

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At 03:04 pm bowzlady1 Said :

LOL. If the singing is bothering you so much, I'd let you live so that you have a slow painful death listening to the tormenting sounds of other peoples voices.

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