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You know you're competitive when...
1. When someone talks about a family member/or close friend dying you say:
"i've had more friends die than you have!" 2. When someone gets swine flu and complains about it you say: "I've had swine flu more times than you have!" 3. When someone talks about having abusing parents as a child you say: "MY parents are more abusive than yours!" 4. When someone talks about young children using guns you say: "I learned how to use a gun waaay younger than you!" 5. When someone talks about getting high you say: "I get way more high than you!" 6. When someone talks about drinking you say: "I get waaaay more drunk than you!" 7. When someone talks about having a high IQ you say: "so, I'm a genius!" 8. When someone talks about having a "spiritual experience" you say: "Well I talked to GOD!" 9. When someone talks about cutting themselves you say: "I cut myself so many times, i should be dead!" 10. When no matter what anyone says you have to make a point of being "better" no matter how trivial or degrading the action may be. Three guesses on who I'm talking about ;)
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