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Created: 04/18 12:41 am

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Things I have learned in one week

Florida is weird. People are really jerky and can't drive worth a fuck. Mountain Dew costs too much in FL. Check soda is gross. Seagulls like cheese whale crackers. My uncle is on drugs. My great aunt nags more than my grandma. (how the fuck is that possible!?!?!) Don't go out after 9PM in Pensacola. Some pit bulls are nice. That 70's show was decent. Couch beds hurt after the 2nd night. Sunburn itches after 3 days. (I really did not know that and it sucksssss) Cuckoo clocks are scary at 2AM. If you're nice to the airbrush t-shirt guy he'll be nice back. (he put a little sparkly on mine cause I stood there and joked for a while.) :)
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Some people are just one taco away from snapping. (seriously I witnessed it) The city is scarier than the country. (where the fuck are the stars!!!?) People at Walmart in FL don't like randomness.... wait... they don't like it in Alabama either. Don't use your camera when its super windy...... I don't have a camera anymore. :( DON'T EVERRRR EVERR EVERRRR show a friend who has never used an IM before how to use one. >.> I have opened the gate to hell. :(


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At 10:16 am animallover925 Said :
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lol those are some life long lessons there!
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At 10:01 am IrePilot Said :
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lol, i was born in FL, (then moved to jersey where we have to deal w/ PA drivers who are just as bad) and i hate Florida b/c my best friend just moved there... i totally agree...Florida=weird
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At 04:46 am Kissedbyhim Said :
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wow...the muffins are really fucking annoying eh
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In response to nandizzal At 01:44 am DashboardLogic Said :
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omg yeah. I went like 4 years ago. Mobile was creeeeeeepyy. Prostitutes and drug dealers everywhere we went.
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In response to DashboardLogic At 01:38 am nandizzal Said :
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there are definitely a lot of shady characters in pansacola! luckily, i dont live there, was just visiting. on that trip we stopped in mobile alabama. THAT place was the worst!
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In response to Kissedbyhim At 05:21 pm DashboardLogic Said :
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My uncle snapped at my aunt and threw a taco at her O.o She asked him to move something and he got mad.

It was scary. o.o

It was a waste of tacos. >.> I burnt my hand making them.
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At 03:37 pm Kissedbyhim Said :
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wtf is with the taco thing
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In response to Yanks19 At 02:00 pm DashboardLogic Said :
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The cuckoo clock is another fucking story. My great uncle died last Feb. and I really thought nothing of it. But every night that damn thing kept going off everytime I cussed or said something pervy. >.> Neverending cuckooing. And my dead uncles chair started rocking at night and I'd be like "WTF was that!?!?" and they all started chyming. We reset them every morning but when we came back from the beach they would be 15 minutes slow. >.> It was weirddddd
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In response to nandizzal At 01:56 pm DashboardLogic Said :
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What happened with my friend and me was we had went out to check out the area around 9. And we ended up getting lost. We almost got hit about 3 times because people are retarded AND she went down a one way street. Then we stopped at a gas station and called my aunt. My friend told her we were at "the Kangaroo" gas station. I was like wtf. where do see Kangaroo?! It was a "circle K" never heard of it but yeah whatever. My crazy cousin jumps in his jeep before we can look at the map and comes to find us. I take out the map and fgure out we're only a block from the house. I call my aunt and she's like "just wait till he finds you or gives up." so in the meantime my friend is having an anxiety attack and I'm trying to talk her down. There were a lotta scary people stading outside. But I kept telling her "don't judge a boook by its cover." finally my aunt called and told us my cousin gave up looking for us and we got back safe. The next morning I woke up and saw on the TV that the Circle K we were at got robbed a few hours later. O.O freakkkky
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At 12:30 pm BelovedEmo Said :
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waw that sounds crazy
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At 12:13 pm Jam2727 Said :
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so, how was your vay k?
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At 11:13 am d0icount Said :
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o.o woah
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In response to Lowerdeck At 10:26 am gonzo4201 Said :
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What a perfekt place this would be if everone just drove like me...
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At 09:59 am Lowerdeck Said :
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Between the old fucks and the northerners, there's some awful driving down in Florida.

Northerners really don't know how to drive, that is all.
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At 03:16 am Yanks19 Said :
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haha cucko clocks reminds me of the nazi cuckoo clock in get smart lol..ze heil! ze heil! haha
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