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Created: 12/31 10:59 pm

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funny pickup lines!

jus write the funniest or wierdest pickup lines u hav heard or used lol


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At 02:27 pm LaveMoofin333 Said :
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this was said in the other chat but its defiantely my favorite.... "that shirt is very becoming on you. Then again if I were on you I'd be cumming too"
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At 02:24 pm Blazerk5Kali Said :
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Get in the fuckin car. Im following you home anyways.
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At 02:18 pm ddrisluv Said :
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Poop in ur pants you gots to poop in ur pants WHAT?!?!?!
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At 02:17 pm ddrisluv Said :
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... POOP!
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At 02:16 pm NickCamp Said :
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if i flip a coin whats my chance of getting head?
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At 02:15 pm NickCamp Said :
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did you eat lucky charms? cause your looking magically delicious
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At 02:14 pm shaneheath Said :
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are you from heaven? cause i've got an erection (robot chicken lol)
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At 03:57 am Bigheadmark89 Said :
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are you from Tennessee cause you the only ten I see. lol
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In response to lovingleo29 At 03:56 am zzzbritbratzzz Said :
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so what happens if you say yes??? i mean i'm part italian.. so i guess that'd be what the end of it??? "Got any Italian in you?" "Yes." .... than what?
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At 03:54 am bluridr94 Said :
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well i deff have to add Hey so where are we gonna end up 2night your place or mine (girl responds:both i am going to mine and you are going to yours)
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At 03:48 am lilydilly21 Said :
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If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me
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At 11:08 pm lovingleo29 Said :
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(He says)Got any Italian in you? (If girl says no,then he says) Want some?
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At 11:03 pm svnna06 Said :
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haha. ok so this guy was sitting next to me in art class. and then he said "do you come to this club often, how aobut we get out of here and go back to my place.?" i was like uhhh wow. then i laughed.
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At 11:00 pm 500nets Said :
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some guy licked his finger then touched my dress at a bar once then he said"lets get you out of those wet clothes" it diddn't work but i thought it was funny
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