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Ya Knew I was a Snake

One day, while gathering firewood, a woman found a snake frozen in the snow. She took him home, thawed him out, and nursed him back to health. Then one day, for no reason, the snake bit the lady. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" The snake simply responded, "Look Bitch, Ya knew I was a snake." This has always been one of my favorite stories, but more often than not do I find myself playin the part of the Lady. Anyone else have this problem?
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In response to TheLionRoar At 02:56 pm gonzo4201 Said :
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that's one solution, just lob off their heads, lol, I like that
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At 02:53 pm TheLionRoar Said :
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Well back on the farm we just lopped the damn snakes head off. Just meant one less i had to fight out in the rice fields while i was taking incoming mortars and charlie was coming in at every angle and I saw what they did to my friend.... ARGHHHHHH!!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!! Feel yo legs now mutha fucka!!! BLAM!!!! BLAM!!!
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In response to okinawangirl44 At 02:50 pm gonzo4201 Said :
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yes, yes they are
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At 02:49 pm flirty656 Said :
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Sup
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At 02:48 pm okinawangirl44 Said :
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d00d, I've had like, hundreds of ball pythons and the only time ive ever got bitten by a snake was when there was a king snake in my backyard. Snakes are awsome.
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In response to JakeBozz At 02:44 pm gonzo4201 Said :
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Si, I am familiar with this Minute Snake you speak of
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At 02:41 pm JakeBozz Said :
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I am the Minute Snake. I can open vortexes into the Kingdom.
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At 02:40 pm JakeBozz Said :
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I'm a crawllliinn kiing Snaakke, and I rullle my den.
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At 02:39 pm goodgurl8504 Said :
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All the time... C'est la vie...
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