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three men were walking down an old country road and were getting hungry. one was black, another was white, and the other was mexican. They decided that they would just steal from the farmers crops who were closest. so the three men went about stealing food from the farmer, until they heard a shot gun fire. they turned around only to see that the farmer had caught them, and was about to shoot them. "now," he said, "we can do this the old fashion way, or you guys can live, which do you want?" well of course the three men wanted to live, so they began to beg the farmer not to do it the old fashion way.
"white boy! come on over here!" the farmer shouted.
"yes sir?"
"whats your favorite vegetable?"
"well sir, i like those green beans over there."
"good, go get ten of them and shove them up your ass."
"ahh! motherfucker!" he said as he shoved the green beans up his ass
"Jose, get over here."
"its bill, sir."
"jose, whats your favorite vegetable?"
"well, down in mexico, we eat alot of peppers, so i'll go with the peppers."
"take ten of them and shove them up your ass."
"aye! yi! yi! yi!" he said while shoving them up his ass
the farmer then turned to see the white guy laughing hysterically, "whats so god damn funny?"
to which the white guy replied while pointing to his black friend, "he said his favorite are watermelons."
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