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Racist Jokes.

We all know they are bad, but i have to admit, some of them are pretty fucking hilarious. so, come tell the jokes in here without feeling bad. Btw, im not racist. i live in the city and go to a public school. i live in the "ghetto" and didn't have a white friend until i was nine. so fuck off.
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At 02:22 am tplions Said :
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theres a Texan a mexican and a iraqi all chillin in a bar. well the iraqi orders him a shot and downs it. After he downs it the iraqi pulls out an AK47 and shoots the shot glass and says we have so much sand that we dont have to drink out of the same glass twice. Well the mexican orders him a shot down it and pulls out a gun and shoots the shot glass and says we have so much glass in mexico that we dont have to drink out of the same glass twice. Well then the texan orders a shot down it and pulls out his double barrell pistol and shoots the iraqi and the mexican and says we have so many mexicans and iraqisin Texas that we dont have to drink with the same two twice
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At 02:16 am tplions Said :
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Why do mecicans act liek they run the school?.....................Well because their daddy built it and their momma cleans it
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At 02:12 am JakeBozz Said :
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Why are there so many black jokes? Because white people are insecure about themselves after they get their asses whooped in public for making racist jokes.
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At 02:11 am JakeBozz Said :
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Crackers are so delicious that they taste even better with whole milk
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At 12:59 am chaotickitty12 Said :
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its not that great lol
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At 12:59 am chaotickitty12 Said :
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three men were walking down an old country road and were getting hungry. one was black, another was white, and the other was mexican. They decided that they would just steal from the farmers crops who were closest. so the three men went about stealing food from the farmer, until they heard a shot gun fire. they turned around only to see that the farmer had caught them, and was about to shoot them. "now," he said, "we can do this the old fashion way, or you guys can live, which do you want?" well of course the three men wanted to live, so they began to beg the farmer not to do it the old fashion way. "white boy! come on over here!" the farmer shouted.
"yes sir?"
"whats your favorite vegetable?"
"well sir, i like those green beans over there."
"good, go get ten of them and shove them up your ass."
"ahh! motherfucker!" he said as he shoved the green beans up his ass
"Jose, get over here."
"its bill, sir."
"jose, whats your favorite vegetable?"
"well, down in mexico, we eat alot of peppers, so i'll go with the peppers."
"take ten of them and shove them up your ass."
"aye! yi! yi! yi!" he said while shoving them up his ass
the farmer then turned to see the white guy laughing hysterically, "whats so god damn funny?"
to which the white guy replied while pointing to his black friend, "he said his favorite are watermelons."
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At 12:52 am stitchchick92 Said :
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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society.

This one is sooooo wrong, lol
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At 12:51 am stitchchick92 Said :
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My bad for posting that twice
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At 12:51 am stitchchick92 Said :
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How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.
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At 12:50 am stitchchick92 Said :
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How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.
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