Here is possibly the worst thing I have ever read...and also one of the funniest. 'My Immortal', the Harry Potter fanfic that has achieved almost epic proportions. Google 'worst fanfic ever', and this is what comes up. The story, or lack of such, centers around the character of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, sometimes referred to as 'Enoby', a 'goffick' vampire of Hogwarts. Every character within the world of Harry Potter becomes 'goffick,' and bisexual. The spelling and grammar errors aren't the only thing that fills out the 44 chapters of this atrocity. The thing is literally plot-less...a feat worthy of some sort of award. The best part is the dramatic reading, provided courtesy of youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtfEU-z8B88 And you can read it here, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/ You don't have to be a fan of Harry Potter, or fanfics, to enjoy this. It's just so bad that it's funny.