well he didn't really say this but one time me and my friend Devin were gonna sing Down With the Sickness on the bus (me and my friends always sing at random times just to be stupid and annoy people) but I forgot my ipod (we had to listen to it while we sang it) so I didn't even mention the idea to him. The next morning on the bus I went to my firend Devin and I said "Hey I ws gonna tell u yesterday but I forgot my ipod, but we gotta sing down with the sickness." so he says "ok." and pulls a microphone out of his pocket. Really. and I said "What? You just carry that around?" and he says "yea." I waited and was like "oh my god." and he said "not really i brought it to interview people at the dance with later." and erlier at the bus stop he was talking about how his giutar teacher said that a camera should just follow us around and make a reality show.
We were thinking of other names for our dog (for fun) and my mom and I were trying to come up with things that he did. He started scratching his head (his foot thumps on the ground when he does it) and so we came I came up with 'Thumper'. And Then I said he eats alot so 'hoover' would be a good name too. My mom turned to me and said, "So why don't we call him Humper?" It took a few seconds before she realized what she said.
"I killed a chicken once."
Someone on my bus yelled that out. then someone told him to put his head in the hat box, and he tried and said, "It won't fit. There's a hat in there"
"What do you people want? You come here every day at the same time. It's so annoying. What do you want from me?"
world geography teacher said that =]
"If I died I'd come back as a gopher."
one of my friends said that after we read Helen Keller.
There's tons more weird stuff but I can't think of it right now...