Natural Bodily Occurrences Everybody defecates, urinates, farts, and burps, although not everyone likes to admit it. There is nothing wrong with doing these things because they are natural bodily occurrences. If you didn’t do these things you would become very ill, and most likely have to go to the hospital. Then why are some people ashamed to admitting these things, when they do them everyday? I suppose it has to do with how you we’re brought up. For example, at my house it is very acceptable to announce that you are going pee. Also when a young lady from my area is on a date and wants to impress a young man all she has to do is burp. Challenging your date to a burp off is very awesome or even normal activity to do with friends. Burps are classified by how loud and how long they are and then it’s decided on what rating you shall receive. There is also nothing wrong with leaving the supper table to go take a dump. When I meet new people outside of my area, I’m shocked to know they find these things uncivilized or believe only boys should do such things. Also some think girls should not spit or crack their knuckles. I believe in equal rights. A girl has every right and should demonstrate her right as an equal by farting. I want everyone in the world to stand up for women’s rights! I want women to know its ok spit a hocker on the side of the road, when you have that nasty stuff building up in your throat don’t hold it in. Don’t be embarrassed to let your natural bodily occurrences out; don’t keep them locked away in a tool shed. Share these gifts with the world like they were intended to be.