There was one time when I was in the shops and I saw this really long mars bar, bigger then a kingsize, I was like, AWESOME! I went to pick one up and I noticed that it was broken, I put it down and picked another one up. That one was broken to! The third one I picked up was also broken so I said out loud to my friend 'Since they are all broken I'll just get this one!' I took it to the checkout and the cashier pointed out that it said 'Two Pack'. Everyone around me was laughing!
I remember one morning I woke up and no one was home, I then realized it was a Monday and I had school! It was already 8:30 ( I leave at 8) I quickly got ready ran half way to school suddenly one of my teachers stopped me in their car and told my that it was a pupil free day.