The bible. (comedy of coarse) Repriseing the roles of God the Devil, and Gabriel will be Alanis Morisette, Vigo Mortenson, and Christopher Walken of coarse. Jesus would be played by Will Smith. Peter will be played by Arnold Swartzenegger. John the baptist is George clooney. Mark will be Brad Pitt. Matthew will be played by RZA. Luke's boreing ass will be played by Harrison Ford. Destro will be played by Vin Diesel, beach head will be Dwayne "the rock" johnson....wait thats GI Joe! and now you know and knowing is half the battle.
I would love to see the "Mediator" series by Meg Cabot be turned into a movie (or movies so to speak) I would also love The Atonement Child by Frnacine Rivers to become a movie. (Of course that one would most likely appear on Lifetime)
I see I'm not the only one waiting on this. Hugh Jackman would make a pretty good Roland, but they might be better off with some unknowns. But for the sake of speculation Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, and Edward Norton are you main characters. Edward Norton even has the same first name of the character he would play. I just said Halle Berry because I don't know of any other good black actresses.