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Whats the best pick up line you've ever heard

my personal favorite i heard was "IF I WAS A SQUIRREL AND YOU WERE A TREE ID STICK MY NUTZZZZZZ IN YOU" lol it was funny
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At 12:39 pm close2dead Said :
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it would honestly be easier to say what the dumbest ones we have heard before i have heard a couple good ones before but in my opinion pick up lines are for ppl who cant ask any one out up straight to them so they have to come up with something completely stupid or otherwise disgusting
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At 01:16 am mlozoya Said :
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lol wtf
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At 01:12 am Almadelcorre Said :
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A man came up to a woman on a bus one day and said " Excuse me Mam, but how do you like your eggs?" the woman replied..... " Unfertilized "
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At 01:11 am Almadelcorre Said :
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There was a stripper going to work one day and a man came up to her and said " So baby what do you do for a living?" woman: I'm a female impersonator
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In response to lisaljb At 10:19 pm numbbbb0z Said :
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Would being pathetic turn you on? I can be the most sympathetic to fill your..Yeah I got nothin'. Went through atleast 3 different lines. None of them were lame enough D:
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At 09:46 pm cassiegiraffe Said :
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i wish i was a helicase so i could unzip your genes (jeans). oh yeah. geeklove.
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At 09:12 pm HeyUmmWhat Said :
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The worst pick up line I've heard was "Hey baby nice boobs so when can I be inbetween them?"
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At 08:55 pm cheetor357 Said :
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I like when kids pretend to have degrees in sociology.
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At 08:44 pm madmarcus Said :
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A good ole stand by of mine....."quite bitch I gotta knife"
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At 07:33 pm cloud132475860 Said :
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Lol nice super and yea lisa societies men are becoming more and more pathetic and cant grow balls enough to ask anyone anymore face to face
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