Hello, how are ya. I am going to kill myself now.
There is nothing that you can say or do to stop me. I have decided that the time has come for me to leave this world, thus making it a better place for everone else. The only problem is, my life insurance has that damn suicide clause, stating that if I kill myself, then my kids get nothing. I need to find a way around that. Any Ideas? Oh, yeah, I am Emo and I cut myself too, because that is the cool thing to do.

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