For anyone who hasn't noticed, I have not been in a very analytic mood recently (I blame subliminal messaging and the brainwashing science channel). So instead of some mind bending question, I grace you all with Captain Shakespeare (till I regain my senses and personality), who amazingly had me laughing in the theaters—an unprecedented occurrence. For those of you who have not seen Stardust (your average lovey-dovey fluff romance) be forewarned...this would be a definite spoiler. :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=InlhE8aKaPM