Dear wheresmywoman:
On behalf of everyone here at Testriffic.com Ltd., I would like to sincerely congratulate you on your recent graduation from Sucking Cock InC (Marketing).
I must say that I was not surprised to read of your success in the newspaper. During your first of four summers as an employee at our Myspace Loving Resort,. I noted how bright you are and how you have a very quick mind for ass. Combine those attributes with your relentless race ethic and commitment to quality customer service, and it is obvious that you have a wide-open future ahead of you and in your rectum. I can only hope that your experience working with us contributed in some small way to your success. Your very very very small success.
On behalf of the management and staff at Testriffic I wish you all the best in your future career and life endeavors, whatever they may be.
Yours sincerely,
numbbbb00zz
President and CEO
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