one selfish cheerleader

There was a selfish cheerleader

named missy mary sue

her mother always told her to share'

but there was nothig she could do.

Nobody liked her much

she was as tight as a rug

she wouldn't even offer

to anyone a hug.

Everyone secretly hated her

she wasn't generous ever

even her ex boyfriend thought so

who promised he'd wouldn't leave her never

In fact, if you want to know the truth

of why he is her ex

is because one day

he gained the courage and asked for sex.

But Missy Mary Sue

just chuckled and said

I wouldn't share anything,

not even my bed.