guys are jerks

if you dress nicely

he says your a snob

if you dress sexy

he says your a slut

if you agrue with him

he says your stubborn

if your quiet

he says you dont care

if you call him

he says your needy and clingy

if he calls you

he says you should be grateful

if you dont love him

he'll try to win you over

if you do love him

he'll leave you

if you dont f*** him

he'll say your a tease

if you do

he'll say your easy

if you tell him your problems

he'll say your irritating

if you dont

he'll say you dont trust him

if you lecture him

he'll say your bitchy

if he lectures you

its only because he "cares"

if you break a promise

you cant be trusted

if he breaks it

he had to

if you cheat

he'll expect it to be over

if he does.............

he expects to be given another chance