To His Toy Mistress

To His Toy Mistress

    Had we but world enough, and time,
This toy would be covered completely in slime.
We would sit down, and think which way
I would bend you over today.
Though you’re made of plastic on the inside
Any problem can be solved with some Astro-Glide.
Like the lumber yard, you give me wood
Although my parents and friends never understood
And I love how you never refuse
I can smack it harder, since you won’t bruise.
As you party in the pants, I should grow
Everything I want, you somehow know;
I’ve got you here, with some lube
So just let me grace your boob;
I paid two hundred for each breast,
Finely crafted in China, nothing but the best;
With one grasp, I spread the legs apart
We both know what’s about to start.
You and I both know that you’re made of plastic,
But I close my eyes, and it’s still fantastic.
    Now on your back so I can hear
Imaginary screams is all I can get I fear;
All alone with a doll, so I must lie
I met this girl, and made her legs touch the sky.
Now I turn you quickly around,
Since you don’t mind it in the mound
Out of the box and ready to get dirty
Did you just wink, aww you’re so flirty,
When I asked the storekeepers about your bust,
They simply winked and said, “trust us”
Little did I know, each one could inflate,
I’ve always wanted to grab a DD 38.
    You’re plastic and perfect, oh it’s true
The only one who can make me goo,
On the inside, tighter than pliers
You’re the only one who can douse my fires,
I never thought pleasure could be reached from a doll
But tell that to the mess made on my wall,
I’ve dreamed of something like this all my life
You do the things I expect from my wife:
From now on, I’ll make you my only one
Well, now that I’m satisfied, back in the box, we’re done.