The guy called Kye

 AUTHERS COMMENTS: THIS A REALLY DUMB POEM WRITTEN BECAUSE ME AND MY NEIGHBOUR WERE BORED..

There was a guy called Kye,
He wanted to die.
He quit school because
He was too uncool

There was a guy called Sam
He liked canned ham,
Easy to please
with dog biscuits and cheese.

We got in the car,
we travelled far,
to get to a bar,
and have a cigar.

We sat on a seat,
and stared at our feet
while eating some meat
What a treat

Now back to kye,
He did die
and in the sky
he ate pie.