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a vivid description of defectation...Rate this Poem
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when i SHIT!
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Created on 6-22-07
SOMETIME WHEN I SIT ON THE TOILET I HAVE TO PUSH HARD!
sometimes when i sit on the toilet it comes out on its own.
SOMETIMES IT COMES OUT AND IT IS REALLY HARD LIKE ROCK!
sometimes it comes out and it is liquid like slop.
SOMETIMES IT MAKES A SPLASH OF WATER GET ON MY BALLS!
some times it makes ripples of water as a placid water monster.
SOMETIMES IT FLOATS AND SOMETIMES IT SINKS!
sometimes it mixes right into the water and stinks.
SOMETIMES MY ASSHOLE FEELS RAW, BURNED, AND WEAK!
sometimes my asshole feels healthy, vibrant, and clean.
SOMETIMES I WIPE MY ASSHOLE UNTIL IT IS SMOOTH!
sometime i don't wipe my asshole at all... because
SOMETIMES I CLEAN MY ASSHOLE IN THE SHOWER!
AND I SPRAY THE WALLS WITH MY PENIS POWER!
thank you. my shit smells like roses.
i like my salad tossed by one chick why the other one is around front.
Please Login to post comments| On June 27th 2008 speederspider Said : | |
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oh goodness. |
| On May 15th 2008 ttPUMAtt Said : | |
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I like it... because it is true. |
| On October 19th 2007 nwirotod Said : | |
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This is funny shit |
| On October 13th 2007 500nets Said : | |
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the last line is perfect! |
| On September 27th 2007 hottiesmnth25 Said : | |
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this is the first time i have ever read something like this it is funny though an yet well written |
| On August 9th 2007 autrydennis Said : | |
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lmao , awesomely gross.......but well written
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| On July 30th 2007 peterserpent Said : | |
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i love how people love this one... you people are soooo fuckin sick! just like me of course ... |
| On July 26th 2007 queenofwarsaw Said : | |
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lmfao!!! that was great... alothough i hate when it splashes back up at ya that just groses me the fuck out! but yes very nice.. that made my day.. |
| On July 26th 2007 diet7up Said : | |
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LMAO! |
| On July 22nd 2007 peterserpent Said : | |
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haha thank you, thank you |
| On July 17th 2007 chickenbroth Said : | |
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this is funny as hell, dude your awesome! |
| On July 17th 2007 PoeticPang Said : | |
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lol,,, omfg,,,, O_O *is totally shocked out*,,, ur awful!!! XD,, this is the most terribley-awsomest poem ever!!!!!.... wow,, really good repitition and rhyming here and there went over very well,, the expression and imagery u got out superb,,, in my head i was almost imagining it,, which made me kinda gag,, but,, meh,, woo,, wow,,, woah,,, i'm gonna have to *applause* this one,, really super sick superb job! ,,,, SUGOY!!!!!! lol~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pang |
| On June 23rd 2007 october1015 Said : | |
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LMFAO!!!!!!!! now that shit was funny. write more! |
| On June 23rd 2007 mickygrl22 Said : | |
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THIS IS FUCKIN FUNNY...AND SURPRISLY WELL WRITTEN! I LOVED IT! |
| On June 22nd 2007 DeathMetalPunk Said : | |
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OMG u r an inspiration. Truly a pro comedian! |
