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mustache
every day i awake
with a little creature under my nose
i want to grow it to my toes
and braid it into shoes
the shoes would be brownish
a little grayish
a little blond
and flicker in the sunshine
my mustache tickles my woman
in places i pretend to lick
it tickles her in places i don't get to put my
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i enjoy it a lot
it makes me hot
and my woman couldn't
be more pleased with
me
but i fear in the night
a treacherous man, will come in my sleep
and cut my fuzzy-friend from beneath my nose.
| On July 26th 2007 queenofwarsaw Said : | |
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aw that would suck.. |
| On June 22nd 2007 DeathMetalPunk Said : | |
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WUT THE ----? |
| On June 1st 2007 AcidManWitFire Said : | |
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This is absolutely incredible. +1 |


