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i awoke with inspiration once again.Rate this Poem
My Poems
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Bill of Onawantogan (angry penis) |
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Mousetrap! |
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Fighting These Urges |
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with Penis in Hand |
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Sordid Happenings |
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mustache |
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when i SHIT! |
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What People Go Through |
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3 steps forward, 2 steps back, repeat |
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I am |
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Let's All Get Depressed & Kill Ourselves |
with Penis in Hand
with penis in hand
i wake from sleep.
i make myself food.
and i shower my wood.
with penis in hand
i go to school.
i talk to people.
i keep it real.
with penis in hand
i fil my taxes.
i fuel my car.
i play the guitar.
with penis in hand
i sit on a roller coaster.
i eat cracker jacks
and i enjoy myself.
With penis in hand
my grandmother dies
i sit and i mourn
i read a newspaper.
with penis in hand
I check the mail
I sweep the floor
i wash dishes.
With Penis in Hand
i fuck bitches
make children
like an easy - bake - oven.
with penis in hand
i get my degree
i go to med school
and i hit you in the knee
with penis in hand
i make an impression
male dominance question
i fuck and i fuck and i fuck
with penis in hand
I......
LIVE.
| On June 16th 2008 curkaxboo Said : | |
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haha nice! |
| On November 9th 2007 KoRnFrEaK93 Said : | |
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wow dude ur gay and so are ur poems |
| On August 9th 2007 autrydennis Said : | |
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i like your style , you certainly are not afraid to express your thought and thats a good thing dogg, you blow the brains out of this poetry , in a good way lol ,,, they dont know bout dat lol !!!!! tc man.........peace |
| On July 26th 2007 queenofwarsaw Said : | |
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lmfao! this was great i dont care what anyone says.. way to go buddy *thunbs up* |
| On June 23rd 2007 leatherbags Said : | |
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NiCe :) |
| On June 23rd 2007 october1015 Said : | |
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nice! |
| On June 22nd 2007 joabizz Said : | |
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OK, I THINK YOU LOVE YOUR P----! FUNNY! |
| On June 19th 2007 fgggfx Said : | |
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lmao |
| On June 6th 2007 Lindseyk1989 Said : | |
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Wow most of your poems always have something to do with your penis lol. Crazy. ♥ ME |
| On May 24th 2007 wchocolate07 Said : | |
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ha thats funny |
| On May 10th 2007 SickSister Said : | |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! This made me laugh so hard |
| On May 2nd 2007 publixrebelkev Said : | |
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Y ARE ALL OF YOUR POEMS ABOUT YOUR DICK??? |
| On May 2nd 2007 yummyyumcandy Said : | |
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ok that was i dont know what that was lol |
| On April 30th 2007 pink23fairie Said : | |
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OMG that's so funny! |
| On April 30th 2007 peterserpent Said : | |
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well, mourning the death of my relatives requires two hands on my penis yes... |


