Bill of Onawantogan (angry penis)

i have a penis and he is angry!

he is ANGRY! 

he doesn't like the name i've chosen

i called him bill of Onawantogan

and for this he is mad and unhappy

ANGRY! 

i called him bill of Onawantogan

he ripped my phone from the wall

like i did to my mother when i was Jung

i broke her glasses. flushed them down

to Onawantogan over down by the mall.

that dark, dreary place i hate to go. 

so Bill of Onawantogan is now wanted for crimes

i didn't aid in the least help commit

though he said to me prior he was a bit sick

that in Onawantogan it's completely legit

i took his WORD!

i took his word.

and i have misheard

but i took his word

now PenisBill of Onawantogan

sits in my pants in the state of wisconsin

and all the day long we keep forgetting

the crimes he commited in Onawantogan

and Onawantogan is not quite the same

because one day they  came to take him away

they sent PenisBill of Onawantogan

to hell in the fast lane in a toboggan.