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the sex poem
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Created on 1-11-08
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and me an hour!
Kissing's a habit, fucking's a game, guys get pleasure, girls get pain.
Ten minutes of pleasure, nine months of pain, 3 days in the hospital, a baby with out a name.
The baby's a bastard, the mom's a whore, this woulda never happened if the rubber had'nt tore.
Sex is like math, you subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs and pray to god you don't multiply!
Roses are red, grass is green, open your legs, i'll fill you with cream.
Hickory dickory dock, this bitch was sucking my cock, the clock struck 2 , I dumped my goo, and dumped her to the end of the block.
Sex is good, sex is fine doggy style and 69, just for fun or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid.
Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in!
By: Dakota Hardin
Please Login to post comments| On August 14th 2008 bowzlady1 Said : | |
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FuNNy! |
| On February 16th 2008 kmk5487 Said : | |
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if u like this vote dang no one has voted on it for like 3 weeks lol hlp me out y'all |
| On February 8th 2008 eldestgoddess Said : | |
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lol, its pretty funny. I have heard some of them. |
| On January 13th 2008 kmk5487 Said : | |
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lol more vote plz so i can get +100 on this poem plzzz hlp me every one lol
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| On January 13th 2008 Lovlykagomay Said : | |
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very funny i liked them :P heard a few tho |
| On January 13th 2008 idinogurl Said : | |
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XD thats hella funny. |
| On January 13th 2008 Autumnr1 Said : | |
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if you kiss me don't me sassy use yur tounge and make it nasty |
| On January 12th 2008 MaariieeJaanee Said : | |
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hehe me loves iit! |
| On January 12th 2008 ILuvNeoma Said : | |
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I've never heard the last 3.... LOL |
| On January 12th 2008 sucram4life Said : | |
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that is funny!!! |
| On January 11th 2008 Snooky9e Said : | |
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haha...i love them... |
| On January 11th 2008 MyHeartIsAPOW Said : | |
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hahaha that makes me laugh...lots! |
| On January 11th 2008 kmk5487 Said : | |
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plz vote and comment me |
| On January 11th 2008 kmk5487 Said : | |
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yes this was done by some one named dakota hardin but i liked it and wanted to share it with my freinds so vote it but the credit is all Dakota Hardin |
