I noticed your cat. Sorry!"
"So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay!"
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?"
"I'm so miserable without you. It's almost like you're here."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am. That you're not here to ruin it for me."
Looking back over the years that we've been together,I can't help but wonder..."What the hell was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.Now that we've broken up,I think it's time you kept your promise.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available Tennessee,Kentucky&West Virginia)
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