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That's for gay men only...(lol read)

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Emcee Slash Poet

Views (93) Lyric Created on 6-20-08 Flag
I'm not deaf I just got my headphones on
And I'm not a bitch I'm just headstrong y'all
And I do my best to keep it fresh, and clean
So yes you know I gotta be nothing less, than mean
But I'm nice, don't worry I don't bite, honest
I'm just an emcee slash poet you like, like chronic!
Isn't that, that one one drug? I got a friend who's on it
He even got a little sister always wearing cool bonnets
The color of bluebonnets, yeah the flower of my state
And even though its against the law I picked nine one day!
Just don't tell White, I don't need my ass paler than it is
In other words, I don't need him up my ass like dicks
Not that dicks go that way, ya know, its an exit only
Cause like my boy Otis said, that's for gay men only!
Man, he my favorite homey!
Always on me like white on bread, better yet
Like white on my skin, bottom line, he my best best friend!
Or, bestest like little Junie used to say, but I don't wanna immitate
And dang, I remember that book from way back in 2nd grade
Or was it third? Um, I'll have to ask Bianca one of these days!
This flow ain't even going the way I wanted it to go
I was supposed to speak about politics, ha, what a joke!
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On June 21st 2008 chayeah22 Said :
chayeah22 You rhymed "on" with "ya'll" I loved that lol.
On June 20th 2008 morbidangel585 Said :
morbidangel585 i really liked this. haha especially the "i dont bite" lol
On June 20th 2008 Stolensoul16 Said :
Stolensoul16 I'm not sure I get it but its cool. I like the way the words flow together.
On June 20th 2008 Thugnastay227 Said :
Thugnastay227 uh oh go ahead my vanilla thugstress!!!!!
On June 20th 2008 kissofasia Said :
kissofasia awww,so sweet of you.Aint no one of my friend would write a poem for me like this.Lol,they can't barely speak english......
On June 20th 2008 deadpoet Said :
deadpoet this was just me having fun =) Otis = my best friend...Bluebonnets is the state flower for Texas...and i meant imitate not immitate...oh and "Junie" as in "Junie B Jones" the little childrens book character. Bianca = my friend since Elementary School
On June 20th 2008 muse4apoem Said :
muse4apoem Lmao humm...It was good in the beginning frist 6 lines. I really like those! Then I sorta lost it. I don't know maybe Im just half as1eep!