I Love My Job

I love my job, I love the pay!

I love it more and more each day.

I love my boss, he is the best!

I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location,

I hate to have to go on vacation.

I love my furniture, drab and gray,

And piles of paper that grow each day.

I think my job is really swell,

There's nothing else I love so well.

I love to work among my peers,

I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my computer and its software,

I hug it often though it won't care.

I love each program and every file,

I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here, I am, I am,

I'm the happiest slave of the firm, I am.

I love this work, I love these chores,

I loev the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job, I'll say it again,

I even love those friendly men,

Those friendly men who've come today,

In clean white coats to take me away!