Though the eyes of a child

Ronald McDonald would be our
president, Barney would be the
vice,
Saddam and all of his followers
would be in time-out, 'cause
they didn't play nice.

Our soldiers wouldn't have to
go very far, when they go to
their pretend war,
They'll only have to go to
Johnnies house, he just lives
next door.

Taco Bell, they can shut off
that sign, you know the one
about being open late,
'Cause everybody would
have to be in bed by eight.

Now please don't tell, am
I the only one that's ever
wondered about this now?
What our world would be
like as seen through the eyes
of a child.

When we go out to eat, it
wouldn't be such a big deal,
'Cause the menu at every
restaurant would only consist
of Happy Meals.

And getting to those restaurants
wouldn't it be so neat,
they'll be right there in our
neighborhood, 'cause we aren't
allowed to cross the street.

Bill Gates, and 'the' Donald
wouldn't be so lonely, there'll
be plenty of millionaires,
Why?You ask me, well didn't
your mommy teach you to share?

Yes looking at the world
through the eyes of a child,
I'm pretty sure that I'm not the
 only one capable of doing that
now.

So just stop and think for one
minute, think of your childhood or
the children in your own home,
Don't you agree with me? The
list can go on and on.

There'll be no more need for cork-
screws, or tabs on our cans to pull
or push down or up,
'Cause all of our milk or jucie, will
be drank from a slippy-cup.

Bin Laden would have long been
caught, right after he committed the
crime,
'Cause his favorite game is hide-go-
seek, and he hides in the same cave
every time.

No we wouldn't have to worry about
babies, and over populating the world,
'Cause as every little boy knows, you
can catch cooties from a girl.

Now I can go on and on as you can 
clearly see,
Why don't you try seeing through the
eyes of a child, and you can see things
like me, oh-oh...I'll be right back(I gotta
go potty).

                                     lil Ronnie