THE OTHER NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS , AND MAN SHE WAS HOT , AND I WAS GOING TO PLEASE HER , DOWN TO THE LAST DROP.

THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG, AND SO AM I....LOL!!!..BUT, SHE DOESNT CARE , SHES ONLY WORRIED ABOUT ST.NICKLAUS SEEING HER , WITH HER FEET IN THE AIR.

THERE WAS NO CHILDREN ALL NESTLED AND SNUG IN THEIR BED, JUST A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WITH ME , GIVING ME HEAD.WITH HER IN HER GARTER AND ME SMILING LIKE IM INSANE.....I PULL HER OVER TO ME , AND GIVE HER MY OWN CANDYCANE.WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE HEARD A HELL OF A SOUND, IT WAS A EIGHTEEN WHEELER LANDING ON THE ROOF,WITH A MIGHTY POUND. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF ,THAT HAS TO BE FATBOY,WITH A QUICK SIGH.WHY COULDNT HE OF GIVEN ME 10 MINUTES....WHY!!WHY!!WHY!!!!!!.

WITH NOT A STITCH OF CLOTHS I RAN TO THE DOOR ..MAYBE IF I TELL HIM WERE NOT HERE..HE WILL IGNORE..BUT , NO SUCH LUCK , HAS I HEARD HIS FEET HIT....AND I RAN TO THE BEDROOM ,FOR A BLANKET TO GET..WITH DICK A SANG'N, AND TITS A HANG'N ...THIS WILL NOT SOON BE A CHRISTMAS STOP HE WILL FORGET..SO WE BOTH STARTED PRAY'N....PLEASE LORD FORGIVE US , FOR WHAT WE'VE DONE .WENT AND HAD SEX ON CHRISTMAS EVE, AND SPOILED SANTAS FUN.

AS WE AROSE FROM OUR KNEELING,HE STOOD IN HIS PLACE,AND LOOKED AT BOTH OF US WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE ......HELLO THERE GOOD POEPLE , HOW DO YOU DO....JUST GIVE A FEW MINUTES AND I WILL BE THROUGH

WITH A PIPE IN HIS MOUTH , HE HELD IT WITH HIS TEETH , AND WE BOTH STOOD THERE , IN PLAN DISBELIEF..WHAT COULD WE DO,WHAT COULD WE SAY,DIDNT WANT  FATBOY TO THINK WERE ALWAYS THIS WAY.AS HE TURNED AND FILLED THE SHOCKINGS ,SHE GAVE ME A HELL OF A LOOK, AND I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS UP TO HER,,,NO MATTER WHAT IT TOOK..WITH HIS FACE ALL SHINY AND RED FROM THE COLD..HE ASK ME IF HIS BIG SACK ....I WOULD HOLD?...WITH SHAME IN MY FACE , I GRAB THE BAG ..HE SAID ME BUSTING IN ON YOU , MUST BE A BIG DRAG...I LAUGH AS MUCH AS ONE  NAKED MAN CAN..HE LOOKED AT ME AND WINKED ,AND SAID ITS ALL GOOD MY MAN.

AS HE CLIMBED UP THE CHIMNEY , I FOLLOWED HIM SLOW, AS WE MADE IT TO THE TOP ..THERE WAS A ..IM SURE YOUR NOT SORRY TO SEE ME GO..AS HE LOADED UP HIS SLEIGH, THE REINDEER LOOKED AT ME , IN A YOUR GUILTY KIND OF WAY...AS HE JUMPED IN HIS SPOT, AND COVERED UP HIS LAP..HE SAID...NO WORRIES YOUNG MAN ,,,THATS AN ASS I WOULD LIKE TO TAP...SO DONT BE ASHAMED OF GETTING BUSTED BY ME...CAUSE WHEN I GET HOME , THATS RIGHT WHERE ILL BE ...HE LEANED AND WHISPERED ......GO FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED , AND MAKE IT ALL RIGHT...

               HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL..AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!!!