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A bit of silliness for a mate.Rate this Poem
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Jeremyitus Jingle
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Created on 10-29-07
Please note, this is the theme song for the group therapy sessions for sufferers of Jeremyitus.
CHORUS
Join the group
Hold hands and sing
Jeremyitus
The latest thing
Together we'll end
The latest trend
A stop to Jeremyitus
VERSE 1
You may want to tear his clothes off
Just to see him squirm
But be warned with this obsession
You may well become infirm
It's our duty to caution others
Of his deeply hypnotic wiles
Before even more victims
Become hopelessly beguiled
(CHORUS)
VERSE 2
You may drool over his pictures
Or swoon at poets tongue
But be warned that these are early signs
That obsession has begun
In the interests of public safety
We've started group support
To give therapy to those who've found
He's always in their thoughts
(CHORUS)
BRIDGE
He will catch you out on all your tricks
For he fancies himself as a private Dick
He won't tolerate chat from definitively thick
But will tell you all about his hot drummsticks
(REPEAT CHORUS OBSESSIVELY 100 TIMES OR MORE)
Please Login to post comments| On January 21st 2008 seekerovtruth Said : | |
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That’s hysterical!!! Where were you before I got lost in his poetry one day? LOL I almost peed myself reading this. Very humorous. Great job! |
| On November 2nd 2007 lisaljb Said : | |
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oops, correction, "this is."* * |
| On November 2nd 2007 lisaljb Said : | |
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lol this very cute! |
| On November 1st 2007 TheDragonwitch Said : | |
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That definately tickled my funny bone.lol. |
| On October 30th 2007 mydragonlord Said : | |
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so when will it be on the shelves? must get me a copy. lol |
| On October 29th 2007 browneyes33 Said : | |
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lmao. his I love it. I hope it works.. hahahahahaha!! |
| On October 29th 2007 ausjo Said : | |
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lol. Glad you liked the finished article. Thought it deserved a public posting before we try and hit the charts with it. |
| On October 29th 2007 Jeremy062902 Said : | |
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ROFLMAO Too funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I am crying over here |
