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Created on 12-31-07
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house.Every one felt shitty even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse and Dad smoking grass.Had just settled down for a nice peice of ass.
When out on the lawn, Iheard such a clatter.I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn, I saw a huge dick.I knew in a moment,it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney,like a bat out of hell.I knew in a moment the fucker had fell.
He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed, as he rode out of sight. he said "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!
Please Login to post comments| On March 2nd 2008 chelseaprice12 Said : | |
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haha that would be the best christmas ever i swear! lol =] |
| On February 8th 2008 xashleyrosex Said : | |
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that's sad lol |
| On January 19th 2008 InvisibleFlame Said : | |
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Oh My Gosh this is hilariously terrible!! |
