Napoleon Dynamite! XD

Napoleon Dynamite is a special guy,
From his sweet moon boots to his half-closed eyes.

His friend Pedro has a bike that's not too yucky.
Shocks, pegs... LUCKY!

That bike can go over any great hills.
"I don't have any nunchucks skills!"

Deb drinks 1%, does she want to be thinner?
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

Kip is not a real gorilla.
"Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesadilla!"

Uncle Rico wants sweet moola lots and lots.
"Come on, Napoleon, give me some of your tots!"

You wouldn't want to when you hear him say,
"No way! I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today!"

When they picked out a wig for Pedro when he felt sorrier,*
Napoleon said "I like that one. It looks like a medieval warrior."

 

*Sorrier? I have noo idea what I was thinking... Hahaha.