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Sneezing Purple

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Sneezing Purple
by: Me & my BFF

Birthday cakes aren't flat
But pregnant birds are fat
Some people are scared of hats
What the hell is up with that?

Pink monkeys throw a fit
No one likes a big fat zit
That blind man just fell in a pit
But I don't really give a shit

Mountain Dew decreases sperm
Yogurt is a fucking germ
Your tofu is really firm
But I'd rather eat a worm

And with a great big BAM
After God says SHAZAM
The world is going to drown in SPAM
Because I don't really give a DAMN

me and my best friend had a random idea to write this poem  ^_^
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On April 20th 2008 tiffany1058 Said :
tiffany1058 lmmfao i loved it
On April 20th 2008 alday4 Said :
alday4 OMYGOD I HAVE TO TELL MY BOYFRIEND THAT MT>DEW DECREASES SPERM IT"s LIKE HIS FAVO DRINK IN thE WORLD
On April 20th 2008 allisonpaige92 Said :
allisonpaige92 haha cute =] i didnt know mountain dew decreases sperm.....LMAO lol. i'll make sure to drink plenty of it when.. haha nvr mind that...very cute poem though. very creative and unique and different