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I'm a cracker, I'm very salty.

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I'm a cracker,
I'm very salty I like to insult the people that try to insult me with their jokes,
But as the saying goes it takes different strokes for different folks.
I know many rappers that are in love with their spokes,
meaning rims, but I just like the chrome trim on the outside cause it draws your eye at night,
With the street lights on them,
they glow like a gem in the ocean rotating in a circular motion
it's almost like being sprayed with some kind of potion.
.
it's crazy how shit can amaze me,
but when people talk that bullshit it just don't phase me
It craze me cause I'm already half crazy
My eyes are hazy, cause I'm high
the women all want me cause I'm so fly,
but they wont admit it cause their all so shy
When it comes to getting' busy,  blondes are so
ditsy the rich ones are witty and the ones that are pretty
are looking for some kind of commitment in their relationship
But I'm not looking to save no women, shit,
let alone have a commitment in any relationship.
.
I know what your thinkin' he's probably been drinkin'
Well your wrong again my minds gone with the wind
there's no way I'm getting it back again,
so I just grin as I put a spin on things out of a matter of opinion,
I don't care cause it's not sinning, not that,
that matters people are about winning what they
feel is right and that's all right with me as long as they check in
with the big cheese and get down on their knees and beg and plea
I make shit so confusing like I haven't a degree, I'm over 21 would you
like some ID?  


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On April 21st 2008 bluedevilschic Said :
bluedevilschic good job. one of my favorite
On April 18th 2008 Jermie6363 Said :
Jermie6363 that was one hell of a poem 10.5 out of 10