a mouse and his cheese

a mouse addicted to cheese

mouse was shaking mad
he wanted cheese so bad
mouse gave up all hope
no longer he could cope

but then who should appear
it was lenny the reindeer
he said i have wat you desire!
a big ass cheesy tire!

but you will have to buy!
so mouse stabbed him in the eye
ripped out his thigh
and watched him die

and then he ate the tire of cheese
but it was made by bees
and it tasted like peas
and it was covered in fleas

mouse went to bed
cause he was almost dead
then it struck mouse!
he lived in a cheese house!!!!