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A "pot" poem. LOL

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"Jones' in "

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Sing this ditty to the tune of the "Oscar Myer Weiner"  song...

                      Jonesin'

I wish I had a hydroponic hemp bud..


That is what I'd truly like to smoke.


Cause if I had a jay, a joint or bowlpack,


I would surely cough and gag and choke.

Then I'd get all giddy, stoned and mellow 

 With a crazy smile and thoughts of fuzz.


Then I'd sit and soar for many hours..


Man, I wish I had a killer buzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

         Feb. 2004

Laurabeth Stone

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On February 14th 2008 FireAngel420 Said :
FireAngel420 That is a great I love it
On February 10th 2008 Ostupid1 Said :
Ostupid1 did you all actually sing the song while you read it lol just wondering?
On February 9th 2008 popopoas Said :
popopoas This is super good. 'Wonder why you're not a famous poet yet?
On January 23rd 2008 Ostupid1 Said :
Ostupid1 AWESOME!!! Thanks gonzo4201
On January 23rd 2008 gonzo4201 Said :
gonzo4201 That's Excellent, Loved It!!
On January 22nd 2008 Ostupid1 Said :
Ostupid1 Somebody had to write a poem/song about it. Why not me. LOL