Granpa's poems

Ladies and jellybeans,

Listen closely! 

I am going to tell you something I know nothing about!

There is going to be a ladies luncheon on Sunday.

BOYS ONLY!

Admission is free,

So pay at the door.

There is plenty of room to sit,

So please sit on the floor.

This is how it goes,

One hot day on a Sunday,

There was a kid with only shoes on,

Sitting on the grass.

When suddenly three dead boys rose rows from the dead, 

And started to fight each other.

The death man heard them and shot those three dead boys!

True story.

If you don't believe me ask the blind man,

He saw it to!