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Roses are Red, Pickles are Green

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Roses are red, pickles are green
I love your legs and whats between

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain

The guy says i love you
you belive its true
9 months later,
he says the hell with you
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldnt have happened
if the rubber wouldnt have torn

Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

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On March 14th 2008 Thuggishone Said :
Thuggishone I like this poem.
On March 11th 2008 Han0Liv Said :
Han0Liv I did not write this poem.. it was emailed to me and I thought it was funny.... just didnt wanna take the credit!