73 TOPICS (to write about)

This should be in a category called VARIOUS. From a writers point of view this was my most funnest poem to write yet. It is quite random, all over the place. Do enjoy.

Appreciate this broken style.
The purpose is to make you smile.
Hospitals could use more staff.
Comedy should make you laugh.
Attention spans will not be lost.
I'll keep you here at any cost.
An abstract concept we call time,
Was utilised to make this rhyme.
Something's burning, must be fire.
Religion speaks of something higher.
The opposite of down is up.
A baby dog is called a pup.
Oxygen must come from trees.
Old age makes for rusty knees.
Coffee will deter your sleep.
The oceans of the world are deep.
The opposite of right is wrong.
Boring days take way too long.
Wheels were made to spin around.
Hearing things is due to sound.
The sun's a star and it makes light.
With every day there comes a night.
Motorbikes were made for fun.
Bullets shoot out from a gun.
Bread contains a lot of flour.
The opposite of sweet is sour.
An oil tanker carries oil.
Earth worms make for lovely soil.
Randomness of rolling dice.
Lamingtons are really nice.
Elegance, a touch of class.
Concert with a backstage pass.
Something's wet, it's due to water.
Sister is also a daughter.
Grandfather is mother's dad.
Criminals arn't always bad.
Clouds will form up in the sky.
Gambling is worth a try.
Incandescent lamps will shine.
That's not what I do with mine.
Interrupt this train of thought.
Boxing is a violent sport.
Chemicals can make you sick.
Slang for penis is a dick.
The opposite of hot is cold.
When I was made I broke the mould.
A useless priest who loves to preach.
Like taking sand down to the beach.
Rooms are made up of four walls.
Little dogs must have big balls.
Senses are a way to feel.
Razor blades are made of steel.
The opposite of evil's good.
Wooden spoons are made of wood.
Keys were made to open locks.
Horny women like big socks.
Gee that verse was immature.
I could have made it worse I'm sure.
A battery stores electric charge.
Einstein's brain was not that large.
An oval shape has no straight sides.
The moon controls the ocean's tides.
Grafitti on a public wall.
A telephone to make a call.
Promises are made, not kept.
Mail I choose to not accept.
Drugs can change your state of mind.
Sanity is hard to find.
Having wings would be so neat.
But for now just use your feet.
A pen can translate all your thoughts.
Zillion equals lots of naughts.
Letters make up things called words.
Writing is not just for nerds.
This poem might seem like a mess.
But it was fun I must confess.
Written once, many times read.
Land ahoy! The captain said.
Paper is to write stuff on.
This is the end. Written by JoN.

26 - Oct - 2007