ANIMAL AFFAIR

I heard a cat make such a sound,
Whilst walking down a trail.
I cannot fake,
The noise they make,
when stepping on ones tail.

A fly was landing on my face.
I couldn't make it stop.
I thought I may,
Give it some spray,
And watched the bastard drop.

This yapping noise that pissed me off,
Was coming from a dog.
It's neck would break,
Down by the lake.
It floated like a log.

A snake once took a lunge at me.
It's jaws just barely missed.
I stabbed it's tail,
With a rusty nail.
Geez it must be pissed.

A horse stepped on my foot one day,
Fuck that hurt allot.
I pumped some lead,
Into its head.
It's still lies in that spot.

I saw an ant marching around,
I know that's far from news.
They'll taste your lunch,
but still go crunch,
When trodden on with shoes.

I had a pet hamster once.
I couldn't stand the smell.
I squeezed it tight,
With all my might,
And sent it straight to hell.

I saw a bird flying around
way up in the sky.
It's such a ball,
watching them fall,
When they decide to die.

I caught a spider in a jar,
But that's not all I did.
I added fuel,
Which seemed so cool.
And then I sealed the lid.

I took my family stealing,
Some shit down from the shops.
It wasn't fun,
when we got done,
By fucking nasty cops.

I looked at my own image once.
By once I might mean twice.
The person who's,
Feet fill these shoes,
Was really not that nice.

Chased around the woods one day,
By a grizzly, that was scary.
When it caught me,
All I could see,
It's little nuts were hairy.

The time had come, my luck ran out.
I should not hurt no beast.
Humans are,
The worst by far.
Now I was grizzly's feast.

JoN.
17-Oct-2007.