Canadian Female

I am Female.

Hey.

I’m not a wrestler or belcher.

And I don’t live in a bachelor pad.

Or live on Hot Dogs or own a Football.

And I don’t know Tonya, Sally or Kitten from Girls, Girls, Girls although I’m certain they’re really, really pretty.

I have a car not a "sweet baby"

I speak English not whatever your speaking.

I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack properly.

I believe in peacekeeping not starting bar fights.

And that the Cat is a truly proud and noble animal.

A shoe is a stiletto high-heel.

A handbag and purse are not the same thing.

I like dresses and Lac.

I like putting on make-up to look pretty even if I don’t need it.

I am Canadian.

And I am Female.