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ode to my husband

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from the moment i met you

i knew you were mine forever.

The way you touch me sends fire through my soul

You have the most annoying shit eating grin.

I often wonder what it would be like to smash your mouth in.

no man that has ever touched me, had me, loved me or looked at me can hold a candle to you

In the years we were not together while making love with another i had to imagine your face if i had any chance of orgasm.

You argue a point you know is incorrect

Why the fuck do you do that? Whats wrong with you?

One day we were eating dinner and i looked at you and our daughter and felt my life was complete, thank you for everything.

At night when you snore  i want to punch you in the face in hopes i will unblock your bastard nose. instead i kick you in the shin.

you are the love of my life, and always will be

you are an asshole

you are a true friend to anyone who knows you

you are a fucking narcissist

you are the best of fathers

you are selfish

you are a resilient man

you are a little emotional baby that never shuts up

you are perfect

go fuck yourself

i love you

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On January 15th 2008 vernathome Said :
vernathome not sure if it was the best worst thing or the worst best thing but I enjoyed it very much please keep posting them.
On August 14th 2007 nickandfallon Said :
nickandfallon What's funny, is that this is how i feel about ym husband sometimes! There is a very thin line between love and hate, and your poem proves that. Great job!
On May 23rd 2007 babyducknc Said :
babyducknc that was great, I feel that way to my boyfriend
On May 9th 2007 SeekterBeeker Said :
SeekterBeeker ha!
On May 3rd 2007 elexishumphrey Said :
elexishumphrey That's hilarious! Ironically...given your past, if you have never heard the song "Daddy" by Jewell, you have GOT to listen to it! I used to play it constantly as a child and still do quite often...listen to it and let me know what you think ;)
On April 19th 2007 dragonslilbit Said :
dragonslilbit i love it cute sound like you have a good relationship with your hubbby
On March 23rd 2007 marinenick Said :
marinenick that is great.
On March 2nd 2007 diet7up Said :
diet7up that's good funny and i know him and i know some of that's ture lol
On March 2nd 2007 jac41190 Said :
jac41190 hahah...i love it, you and your husband must have an extremely fun relationship, that is reflected in this poem...at first i was like WTF, but i caught on quickly...lol
On March 1st 2007 morbidangel585 Said :
morbidangel585 haha i like it
On March 1st 2007 mrspina Said :
mrspina R.O.T.F.L!!!!!! that HELERIUZ! i think hell like it! itll deff bring a smile to his face ^.^