ode to my husband

from the moment i met you

i knew you were mine forever.

The way you touch me sends fire through my soul

You have the most annoying shit eating grin.

I often wonder what it would be like to smash your mouth in.

no man that has ever touched me, had me, loved me or looked at me can hold a candle to you

In the years we were not together while making love with another i had to imagine your face if i had any chance of orgasm.

You argue a point you know is incorrect

Why the fuck do you do that? Whats wrong with you?

One day we were eating dinner and i looked at you and our daughter and felt my life was complete, thank you for everything.

At night when you snore  i want to punch you in the face in hopes i will unblock your bastard nose. instead i kick you in the shin.

you are the love of my life, and always will be

you are an asshole

you are a true friend to anyone who knows you

you are a fucking narcissist

you are the best of fathers

you are selfish

you are a resilient man

you are a little emotional baby that never shuts up

you are perfect

go fuck yourself

i love you