things not to do in college during

fart in the lunchroom

sat a stinck bomb in the teachers workroom

run nude through the halls inbetween classes

give the princeples car a makeover

let about 10 skunks out in building

go through the school yelling "the sky is falling the sky is falling"

crash the princeples car

take a dump on a teachers desk

eat the princeples lunch

 smoke a cigerat

bring a bunch of chickens to the class and release them all at once

every 5 minites sing "twinkly twinkle little star"

order a 100 pizzas and bill them to the school 

order pizzas to the wrong dorm