little danny!

one night little danny's parents were fighting and the mom says to the dad and says your a bastard.So the boy goes up to the mom and asks what is a bastard and the mother says a bastard is another word for a man!

and dad says well then your a bitch!so the son goes up to the dad and asks whats a bitch and the dad says a bitch is another word for a woman!

10 minutes later danny goes into his mothers bath room and sees her putting on lip stick and shes drrops the tube of lipstick and says SHIT and the boy asks what does shit meen and the mother says it means putting on lip stick!

2 minutes later the boy goes into the kitchen and sees his dad cutting a turkey when all the sudden he cuts himself and says FUCK and the boy says what does fuck meen and the dad says it means cutting a turkey!

20 minutes later the boy heres someone knocking at the door its his mom and dads company so the boy answers the door and says come in bitches and basterds my mom is in the bathroom putting on shit and my dad is in the kitchen fucking a turkey!