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LETTUCE .......TAMATO....!

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Ok there was this guy and he was going to the prom with his girlfriend so they went had a good time and he says to the girl,"Would you like to go back to my place?" and the girl says yes so they go in and he says my mom and dad are out of town and my brother is at a friends house she says ok they walk in his room and they see his brother sleeping on the bottom bunk so he says well have to be quit so say "LETTUCE" if you want me to be harder and say"TOMATTO" if you wqnt me to go softer so they get on top bunk and start fucking and the girl is sayin  LETTUCE..........................TOMATO........................................

LETTUCE......................TOMATO..................

LETTUCE..............TOMATO

 

Then his brother wakes up and says,"Will you to stop making so many fucking sandwhiches your gettin mayonaise all over me!



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On October 22nd 2007 dcmartin21 Said :
dcmartin21 haha what a dummy, a 2 year old could figer out what was going on lol
On June 4th 2007 BaldKing Said :
BaldKing funny.and disgusting
On May 2nd 2007 veldmansucks Said :
veldmansucks gross but funny!
On April 30th 2007 kodabear1118 Said :
kodabear1118 ewwww LOL
On April 29th 2007 jrarsonist66 Said :
jrarsonist66 Alright
On April 29th 2007 PattyFannin Said :
PattyFannin I'm not really into this type but I owe you.
On April 28th 2007 yummyyumcandy Said :
yummyyumcandy i know but i still wanted to post it but thanks for the comments
On April 28th 2007 tinkybellove1 Said :
tinkybellove1 ok so OLD
On April 27th 2007 Interested1992 Said :
Interested1992 heard it b4 and thats not how it goes it's say lettice if you want it harder and tomato if you want a diffrent position
On April 27th 2007 ziz908 Said :
ziz908 eww.
On April 27th 2007 LittleKyGirl Said :
LittleKyGirl what is the mayoaise
On April 27th 2007 jillie4evabib Said :
jillie4evabib thst suckws.