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crowded elevator

Views(186) Created(3-30-08) Category ( Dirty ) 

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.  They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."


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On April 5th 2008 madi987 Said :
madi987 ROFL LOL thats funny
On April 1st 2008 loftyone2004 Said :
my picture
she aint shy is she ! gosh!
On March 30th 2008 lovestruck1619 Said :
lovestruck1619 omg lmfao
On March 30th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :
xpoisonmuffinx lawl. ^__^
On March 30th 2008 nawleanschik50 Said :
my picture
thats a good one