blonde in a field

a blonde was diving down the road one day and looking out her window, she saw another blonde in the middle of a field, sat down, pretending to row a boat,

the 1st blonde stops the car and shouts ' what are you doin?'

the blonde in the field sticks her middle finger up at her,

the 1st blonde then shouts 'OI IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!'